” He began stroking her hair, drawing her head closer to his groin with each inexorable stroke of his hand through her hair. “Did you know that we’re sluts the whole time, Mom? Is that why you always protected me so much?”
Bill laughed out loud at that, getting everyone’s attention. She said it encouraged proper eating etiquette, because after all, you really don’t want a meatball rolling off your fork and into your naked lap, right? So one is much more careful about how they eat.
